Premium imaginary rubber for vehicles that may or may not exist.
Zero tires sold. Infinite vibes installed.
Torques things to spec, even when there is nothing to torque. Surprisingly emotional.
Rotates pretend tires in a perfect, never-ending diagnostic circle. Loves balance.
Fixes flats that were never inflated. Keeps the bay tidy and the coffee imaginary.
All prices in imaginary dollars. No vehicles were serviced in the making of this site.