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Zach's PretendTireweb

Premium imaginary rubber for vehicles that may or may not exist.
Zero tires sold. Infinite vibes installed.

Lug-Nut

Torques things to spec, even when there is nothing to torque. Surprisingly emotional.

Rim-Bot 3000

Rotates pretend tires in a perfect, never-ending diagnostic circle. Loves balance.

Patch

Fixes flats that were never inflated. Keeps the bay tidy and the coffee imaginary.

Today's Pretend Specials

All prices in imaginary dollars. No vehicles were serviced in the making of this site.